While eating dinner at a D.C. restaurant, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief who stole her drivers license, passport, department access badge, medication, makeup bag, blank checks, the keys to her home, and about $3,000 in cash. What do you think?Uh-oh, its a scary time to be without a passport.Zach Custer, Typeface ApproverOh my God. Think of the damage this thief could do with that much makeup.Dallas Reeves, Driveway PaverI hope she finds the scapegoat responsible.Rochelle Oriti, Suit StitcherThe post Kristi Noems Handbag Containing $3,000 Stolen From D.C. Restaurant appeared first on The Onion.