TORONTOAdmitting that he had butterflies in anticipation, local man Greg Fitzsimmons reported feeling nervous Friday before introducing his date to his hives for the first time. They can get irritated pretty easily, so I really hope everybody gets along, said the 33-year-old, confessing that it had been quite some time since he had brought a woman home to meet his urticaria. Ive had them for a while now, so theyve seen plenty of women come and go, but they dont always react well to new interactions. Sometimes theyll blow up and I dont even know what it was that triggered them. Maybe a little liquid Benadryl would help everybody play it cool. Fitzsimmons went on to say that if everything went well, he hoped he would soon be meeting her bunions.The post Nervous Man Introduces Date To His Hives appeared first on The Onion.