Vince Offer, the once-prominent infomercial pitchman better known as the ShamWow guy, has filed to run as a Republican in Texass 31st congressional district, claiming he wants to destroy wokeism in Congress and make America happy. What do you think?How absorbent are his opponents towels?Mario Lobo, Replica AppraiserHell poll well with the sizable bloc of voters who are overwhelmed by spills.Penny Norfolk, Doll ClothierAnyone with a proven track record of battering women has my vote.Troy Powell, Cellophane ExpertThe post ShamWow Guy Running For Congress appeared first on The Onion.