The Department of Transportation is considering a new crash test dummy design based on female anatomy, claiming it would improve safety testing for women. What do you think?Make sure they get my uneven nipples.Fabrizia Pagano, UnemployedHopefully this will lead to more women getting involved in actual car crashes as well.Norman Hassel, Napkin CollatorI strap my wife to the top of the car like a mattress, so were all good.Henrik Bilger, Walnut SupplierThe post Transportation Department Endorses Crash Test Dummies That Resemble Women appeared first on The Onion.