Dakota Johnson stars in Materialists, a new romance from director Celine Song. The Onion sat down with the actress to discuss love, ambition, and whats next.The Onion: What drew you to Materialists?Johnson: I wanted a free trip to New York City. Id never been before. Its cute.The Onion: What was it like working with Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans?Johnson: Tough. They kept getting into the trash. You can clap your hands really loudly or try a spray, but face it: If they want to get in, theyll get in.The Onion: Last year, you launched an online book club. What book are you reading now?Johnson: We finished them all! We have moved on to songs.The Onion: How do you prepare for a typical role?Johnson: I practice looking directly at people while simultaneously looking past them.The Onion: Whats in your purse?Johnson: More bangs.The Onion: How do you deal with the accusations that you wouldnt be where you are today if it wasnt for your famous family?Johnson: Whenever someone says something like that, I kill one of my parents.The Onion: Its been 10 years since Fifty Shades Of Grey came out. What message do you hope people took from that film?Johnson: That sex is immoral and disgusting.The Onion: Whats next for you?Johnson: Im trying to learn walk the dog on my yo-yo.The post The Onions Exclusive Interview With Dakota Johnson appeared first on The Onion.