PALO ALTO, CAShouting over the sound of the alarm as it blared through the headquarters of Elon Musks artificial intelligence startup, panicked xAI technicians were reportedly throwing levers Monday in a frantic effort to find the one controlling Groks pedophilia. Come on, everybody, its got to be here! said xAI engineer Matthew Fedorov, who ran down a row of flashing control panels as he searched for the lever that would stop the AI-powered chatbot from creating sexualized images of minors. No, not that one. Thats just making it talk like a pirate. Its still expressing a sexual interest in children, though. No, not the MechaHitler one either. Wait, I think I found it, but its stuck! Someone get over here and help me pull! At press time, sources confirmed horrified employees were slowly backing away after they had accidentally broken off Groks pedophilia lever while the controls were set to serial-predator mode.The post Panicked xAI Technicians Frantically Throw Levers To Find The One Controlling Groks Pedophilia appeared first on The Onion.