SANTA FE, NMA set of billowing curtains signaling that they had arrived moments too late, staff from Penguin Random House reportedly broke down George R.R. Martins door Monday as the writer escaped through a bathroom window. George, George, come backwe dont want to hurt you! We just want to talk! said executive editor Anne Groell,who ran to the shoe-print-marked windowsill where she caught a glimpse of the fleeing Game Of Thrones authors flapping black button-up shirt just before he disappeared into the trees. Editorial assistants, fan out! Dont let him get away! Hes a fast one, but he wont get far on foot. Hell need to stop for comic books eventually. At press time, sources confirmed Groell had grabbed a fishermans cap that fell near the window and given it to her German shepherd to sniff.The post Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window appeared first on The Onion.