WASHINGTONAs he wandered aimlessly through the halls of the U.S. Capitol building, lost Jan. 6 rioter Alex Morris told reporters Tuesday that he was still searching for former Vice President Mike Pence. Oh my God, how am I back in Statuary Hall again? Where the hell is Pence? said Morris, tucking a noose under his arm while opening Google Maps and reorienting himself in the direction of the National Mall. At this point, I can barely remember why I wanted to hang the guy in the first place. It feels like Ive circled the Senate Chamber a million times. Does anyone know where Ashli Babbitt is? She knows her way around here. At press time, Morris reportedly attempted to jog his memory by taking a shit in the office of Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).The post Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence appeared first on The Onion.