HOUSTONCalling the executives demeanor unnervingly jovial, company sources confirmed Tuesday that Chevron CEO Mike Wirth sure was in a good mood this week. Man, normally that guy is a first-rate asshole, so something must be up, said an anonymous employee, who noted that the typically stone-faced executive had pulled into his reserved parking spot that morning singing along to Uptown Girl with the windows down. At first I thought he must have hit an endangered bird with his Mercedes again, but no, this is something bigger. I heard him whistling as he walked to his office, and he even called it a beautiful day out there. Thats crazy. Hes always said hehatesout there. Sources added that they hadnt seen Wirth with such a big grin on his face since he had gotten that journalist imprisoned.The post Chevron CEO Sure In Good Mood This Week appeared first on The Onion.