Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder and the worlds second richest man, wed his fianc Lauren Sanchez in a lavish, multi-day ceremony this week in Venice, Italy. The Onion examines the facts and figures behind the event.4,976:Number of Amazon fulfillment center workers who fainted on the job to make this possible25: Yacht pileup in the Grand Canal120: Gladiatorial combatants fighting to death in reception pit2,500 ml:Amount of lip filler presentAFU826: Serial number of warehouse container holding Sanchezs ex-husband0: Childhood friends2.5: Kardashians expected to attend357: Hours youd have to work to afford a single centerpiece45: Seconds Oprah Winfrey is willing to spend chatting with Katy Perry10 p.m.: Time DJ a hard out unless he paid double-rate in cash for extra hourThe post Jeff Bezos Italian Wedding By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion.