NEW YORKShaking a logo-emblazoned cap enticingly over his head, a defense attorney for Sean Diddy Combs reportedly tossed jurors Croc-branded swag during closing statements Thursday in the 55-year-old music moguls racketeering and sex-trafficking trial. All right, who wants a free towel? lawyer Marc Agnifilo said as the men and women of the jury immediately clamored to their feet and began shouting Me! Me! and I want a towel! I do! Ive got shirts. Who wants a shirt? Small, medium, large? Bandanas? Sunglasses? Socks? Flasks? Oh, man, and you got to check out these shot glassesthey light up! No need to shove each other, ladies and gentlemenI have plenty of merch for everyone. At press time, U.S. District Judge Arun Subramanian, wearing a Croc-branded flat-bill cap, was calling for order in the court.The post Diddy Lawyer Tosses Jury Croc Swag During Closing Statement appeared first on The Onion.