CAMBRIDGE, MATaking a deep breath and straightening his back, Yo-Yo Ma finally worked up the courage to tell his parents that he was quitting cello, sources confirmed Friday. Mom, Dad, this is itI quit, said Ma, who exhaled and then winced as his parents immediately reacted to the consequential words by simultaneously exclaiming But you love cello! and Is this a joke? You always say I love cello, but thats not true.Youguys love cello. I hate cello. If there was any instrument I wanted to play at all it would probably be the drums. Please, please just let me speak. Im done. No, I wont give it just a few more decades. At press time, Ma was reportedly back in his bedroom practicing cello after being chewed out by his parents.The post Yo-Yo Ma Finally Works Up Courage To Tell Parents He Quitting Cello appeared first on The Onion.