THE HEAVENSPraising the man-made food item as on par with the real thing, God Almighty, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, admitted Thursday that imitation crab tastes just as good as the living crabs that He created.Credit where credit is duebetween the pleasant taste and low cost, I definitely dont hate this, said the Infallible Architect of All Things, adding that He wouldnt have bothered to invent the decapod crustacean species in the first place had He known the fish-based substitute would be this decent. When I first saw you guys tinkering around with crab meat, I admit, I was ready to punish you for the sin of hubris. But Im really impressed. This imitation version has a nice mouthfeel and a good flavor thats not overly fishy. I know firsthand how hard that is to dohave you ever eaten mackerel? Plus, this is a perfect workaround for Jesus shellfish allergy. Kudos.God added that humans still have a long way to go when it comes to vegan cheese.The post God Admits Imitation Crab Tastes Just As Good appeared first on The Onion.