Gregory Bovino is commander at large of the U.S. Border Patrols mass deportation efforts. The Onion takes a look at Bovinos background.Political Beliefs: Fiscally conservative, socially National SocialistLeadership Style: Spittle-forwardMotto: Shoot first, dodge questions later.Nostrils: Tactical gradeGreatest Fear: HD videoHairstyle: Never a good signHigh School Superlative: LeastHidden Talent: Can burp the entirety of Horst-Wessel-LiedWho Trump Thinks He Is: Scott BaioThe post Political Profile: Gregory Bovino appeared first on The Onion.