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WASHINGTONIn an effort to refute what she described as utterly vile attacks on her character, Melania Trump slammed baseless reports this week that linked her to the wrong wealthy pedophile. Let me clear: While I have deep ties to a certain affluent individual and secret societies involved in pedophilia, I never once sexually harmed children anywhere near Jeffrey Epstein, said the outraged first lady, adding that it was nothing more than groundless rumormongering to suggest that she had ever violated a child with that specific rich child molester. This once again shows the medias complete ignorance about the pedophile community. These are just errant speculations by so-called reporters who were never in the the room during the molestation of minors. I would ask them to do their research before linking me to any depraved sexual deviants except for my husband. Trump went on to state that she remained focused on healing and justice for Epsteins victims but no one elses.The post Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile appeared first on The Onion.

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