Mission: ImpossibleThe Final Reckoning, the eighth installment in the series, is expected to be another box-office smash. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.Q: Who is directing?A: Christopher McQuarrie with a gun pointed at his head by Tom Cruise.Q: What stunts does Tom Cruise pull off in this one?A: He manages to deliver several monologues about a computer villain called the Entity while maintaining a straight face.Q: Isnt Tom Cruise a Scientologist?A: No. Hes Impossible Missions Force agent Ethan Hunt.Q: Who is the movie for?A. The Final Reckoning is great for everyone, whether youre a male age 18 to 24 or a male age 25 to 40.Q: Whats the mission this time?A: To make $800 million at the box office.Q: Why did the film have such a high budget?A: McQuarrie insisted on using real innocent victims for each explosion.Q: Is Clark Gable in it?A: No, Clark Gable unfortunately continues to be dead.Q: What new vehicle have they decided to stage an elaborate chase sequence with?A: Lets just say that if fans arent ready for a recumbent bicycle, then they better get ready.Q: Should I ask Sara if she wants to go see it with me?A: Yes. She might say no, but the pain of rejection will be nothing compared to the pain of not knowing.Q: Is this the last Mission: Impossible film?A: Its the last one with non-CGI Tom Cruise.Q: Whats Tom Cruises next project?A: Based on probability, dying in a helicopter crash.The post What To Know About Mission: ImpossibleThe Final Reckoning appeared first on The Onion.