A 37-year-old cryptocurrency investor was charged with kidnapping a man and beating, shocking and torturing him for weeks inside a luxury townhouse in downtown Manhattan, all in a scheme to get the mans Bitcoin password. What do you think?No amount of torture could make me admit to being into crypto.Nick Bastidas, UnemployedHopefully nobody like this ever finds out how many Dunkin rewards points I have.Lindsey Zemke, Podcast UploaderIts horrific to imagine having to spend weeks with a crypto bro.Chris Helt, Hydraulics HistorianThe post Crypto Investor Tortures Man In Attempt To Steal Bitcoin Password appeared first on The Onion.