RENO, NVSwitching out the torque wrench for something with a little more oomph, local sources fiddling under the car hood reportedly requested Monday that it be given some juice. Come on now, rev er up good, cylinder-block-examining sources said while wiping sweat from their brow with the back of a grease-smudged hand. Keep goosing the throttle. Shes purring now. Hit it one more timeand I mean really hit it. At press time, scowling sources were screaming Turn the damn thing off! after a cloud of black smoke began pouring out of the cars engine.The post Give It Some Juice, Report Sources Fiddling Under Car Hood appeared first on The Onion.