Pride Month is like queer Christmas, minus the stress of gift wrapping and plus a whole lot more thigh. Whether youre a Pride first-timer or a seasoned veteran with fan-snapping wrist strength, you need to be prepared. And what better way than with the ultimate Pride Month Starter Kit?Heres everything you actually need to serve face, protect your phone, flirt with your ex, and make it to July with glitter still in your scalp.1. Glitter, But Make It BiodegradableWe love the planet almost as much as we love looking fabulous, so please make your sparkle sustainable. Biodegradable glitter is the way to go, because the only thing toxic at Pride should be your exs texts.Photo: Writopia Lab2. Jean OverallsSummers here, and the flannels have been laid to rest. Enter: the timeless lesbian classic, jean overalls with a crisp white or black tee underneath. Functional, flirtatious, and with just enough side gap to get a sunburn on your ribcage. We love a seasonal switch-up.3. A Fan That Snaps Louder Than Your Exs ApologiesYoure not at Pride unless youre dramatically snapping open a folding fan every time someone dares to block your breeze. Bonus points if it says WERK, HOT MESS, or NO THANKS. Shade isnt just encouraged, its tradition.Photo: The Gay Fan Club4. A Grindr Premium SubscriptionPride is Grindrs Super Bowl. Go ahead and unlock that premium for the weekend, you deserve it. Who needs a map when you can see whos three feet away, shirtless, and looking? Remember to hydrate before you misbehave.5. Poppers (For When the Beat, and the Boys, Drop)Yes, darling, we went there. If youre entering a dark room, dancing in a sweaty crowd, or just need a sudden personality reset, poppers are practically Pride cologne. Just remember: not all nostrils were created equal. Sniff responsibly.Photo: Alamy6. Your Chosen FamilyMore important than any crop top or glitter bomb is the crew you roll with. Whether its your ride-or-die queer besties, your drag mom, or your favorite chaotic cousin, Pride is best served with people who get you and wont judge you for crying during Robyn.7. A Signature LookThis isnt the time to blend in. Think rhinestones, mesh, booty shorts, and body glitter. Or if thats not your vibe, go full cottagecore lesbian or queer-coded anime villain. The assignment is: Be seen from space.Photo: ICT Award8. Your Favorite Diva Repped Proudly on a Cropped T-ShirtWhether its Beyonc, Gaga, Ariana, Cher, or a deep-cut Mariah moment, your diva allegiance must be made known. Bonus points if its a bootleg tee from Etsy that says Mother in bold font across the chest. Respect your elders.9. Crossbody Bag That Says Try Me, ThiefLook, we love a tiny short with no pockets. But shady characters love them even more. Pride events are packed, and the last thing you want is to realize your phones gone right after sending a risky text to your situationship. A secure, zipped, crossbody bag is cute and practical. Slay, but safely.Photo: DH Club10. A Signature Gay Playlist That Pleases the Girls, Gays, and TheysThis isnt just any playlist, its THE event playlist. Its Charli XCX followed by Kylie followed by RuPaul followed by The Climb just to make everyone cry a little. Your aux cord is a sacred weapon. Use it wisely.Now go forth, queer warrior, with your starter kit in hand and your diva playlist queued. Pride Month is here, so be loud, be proud, and be so extra it hurts.Source