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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Everyone A Damn Critic
WASHINGTONIn a provocative 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled Monday that everyones a damn critic these days. It is this courts opinion that apparently everyone has their own ideas about how this court should operate and is not shy about sharing their viewseven when no one asks, Chief Justice John Roberts wrote in his 10-page majority decision, which cites numerous legal precedents of people being able to dish it out but not take it. After a period of careful review, we have no choice but to uphold the Rehnquist Courts 1993 ruling that theres just no pleasing some people. My colleagues and I have pored over the evidence and believe that if everyone thinks its so freaking easy to do this job, they should put on a robe and try it for themselves. A little appreciation would be nice from time to timethats all were mandating here. In an opinion joined by two of her colleagues, Justice Sonia Sotomayor wrote a blistering dissent in which she argued that, sometimes, the courts critics may have a point.The post Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Everyone A Damn Critic appeared first on The Onion.
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