Whats Causing Problems With Flights Across AmericaWith crashes and delays continuing to place significant strains on travelers, The Onion conducted an investigation into the troubles plaguing American aviation. Here are the root causes of the problems facing flights across the country.Explore our findings in detailNebraska20 mph speed limit while flying over schoolsIowaPilot frightened off course by scarecrowTexasSure as day, some cowpoke done lassoed the plane right outta the sky and won the heart of one Miss Cindy MaeBoston, MassachusettsGod trying to kill Mark Wahlberg againArKansasShrieking passengers not exactly helping pilot focusMiami, FloridaRowdy spring breakers flashing aircraftLas VEgas, NevadaEngines turned off so red-eye passengers can sleepAlabamaPassengers all gathering to one side of the plane to see what will happenArizonaTray table not in upright positionPacific OceanBoeing 737 still missing wing from last time it crashedWashingtonPilot trying, just this once, to floor it into outer spaceChicago, IllinoisSkyscraper didnt duckMissouriAir traffic controllers too busy bickering over who gets to say roger over the radioWashington, D.C.Planes keep colliding with Susie Wiles signature bouffantThe post Whats Causing Problems With Flights Across America appeared first on The Onion.