A new Superman movie directed by James Gunn is now in theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.Q: What is Superman about?A: Superman trying to reconnect with his roots by opening a Kryptonian restaurant in a skeptical Midwestern town.Q: What is the films run time?A: Five concealed PBR tallboys long.Q: Is Spider-Man in it?A: No buddy, this one is about a different guy, but hes pretty cool too!Q: Where can I watch it?A: Fans fluent in Mandarin can get a sneak peek of the film right now on WATCHMOVIESNOWHD123.COM.Q: Who is Superman for?A: Girlfriends who have become so desperate for a date night theyre willing to make some concessions.Q: When will the next Superman reboot come out?A: About 45 minutes into this one.The post What To Know About The New Superman Movie appeared first on The Onion.