President Donald Trump signed the charter for his Board of Peace Thursday, establishing himself as presiding chairman of a new international body aimed at resolving global conflicts. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the organization.Q: What is the boards stated aim?A: To finally end the impending threat of global cooperation.Q: What is the organizations first order of business?A: To stabilize real estate markets in conflict-affected areas.Q: How does one become a member?A: Paying the $1 billion fee for permanent membership and submitting letters of recommendation from three different war criminals.Q: Which countries have declined to join?A: A handful of soon-to-be U.S. colonies.Q: Can any sort of Board of Peace expect to be taken seriously without the inclusion of former British Prime Minister Tony Blair?A: Dont worry, hes part of it!Q: Will Israel join?A: It would be rude to finish bulldozing Gaza without them.Q: What will happen to the countries who do not participate?A: They will be dealt with by the Board of War.Q: Does the charter really make Trump chairman for the rest of his life?A: Yes, Trump will remain chairman for the next few months.Q: What would be the consequences of replacing the United Nations?A: A 3% decrease in New York City traffic.The post What To Know About Trumps Board Of Peace appeared first on The Onion.