WASHINGTONHoping his upcoming meeting in Anchorage with Russian President Vladimir Putin will bring a much-needed change of pace, an exhausted President Donald Trump told reporters Thursday that a fun getaway with a murderous dictator is just what hes been needing. Its been a pretty busy year, so itll be great to take a little summer trip where I can kick back and relax with a fellow killer, said Trump, who added that hes looking forward to enjoying Alaskas majestic scenery and wildlife alongside another leader with an incalculable quantity of blood on his hands. We can just be ourselves and have a nice talk, homicidal tyrant to homicidal tyrant. Bukele couldnt make it because hes too busy installing himself as dictator for life, but I bet we could get Bibi on the phone. Erdoan and Orbn too. Oh, and maybe that guy in Cambodia. These are people who get it, you know? We can hang out and shoot the shit about killing with total impunity. Its a beautiful thing. Trump ended the press briefing by showing off the matching Boys Trip 2025 T-shirts made for him and Putin to wear when they meet up.The post Fun Getaway With Murderous Dictator Just What Exhausted Trump Been Needing appeared first on The Onion.