President Donald Trump has claimed that crime is out of control in the nations capital and beyond. The Onion assesses the veracity of the presidents claims.Claim: D.C. has endured a record amount of robberies. Partially true: Some places in Georgetown sell a cup of coffee for $9.Claim: Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles are crime-ridden cesspools.False: These cities are safe, vibrant cesspools.Claim: The National Guard is being deployed to crack down on crime. False: The National Guard is being deployed to give Stephen Miller an erection.Claim: Just last week, a high-ranking politician was shot in the head at a D.C. theater.False: Trump is mixing up last week with April 14, 1865.Claim: Violent foreigners traveled to D.C. to savagely beat Americans.False: The UFC fight on the White House South Lawn isnt until next year.Claim: Basically anything.False: False continues to be a very safe assumption to make.The post Fact-Checking Trump On Crime appeared first on The Onion.