VATICAN CITYLanding in the emergency room after he ended his solemn Easter blessing by vomiting bright colors from a balcony onto the crowd in St. Peters Square, His Holiness Pope Francis was admitted back into the hospital Sunday as a result of eating an entire bag of jelly beans. Ugh, noI promised myself Id just have a few, but then I couldnt stop, the Supreme Pontiff said as he collapsed before the horrified gathering of the faithful, who less than a month after welcoming the pope home from his lengthy stay in Romes Gemelli Hospital were now splattered in the partially digested contents of a 32-ounce pouch of Jelly Bellys. Those things started disagreeing with me during mass, especially after they were joined in my stomach by the body and blood of Christ. I hope this doesnt set back my pneumonia recovery too much, because I think I aspirated a couple of the licorice ones. At press time, Vatican insiders confirmed the Pope was housing Peeps in the hospitals recovery room.The post Pope Francis Back In Hospital After Eating Entire Bag Of Jelly Beans appeared first on The Onion.