The White Houses Plan For Reversing The Declining Birth Rate
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The Trump administration is considering proposals that would help reverse the nations declining birth rate. Here are the White Houses ideas for encouraging women to have more babies.Monopoly game pieces on every container of Enfamil soldIncrease American manufacturing of fertility statuesAir-drop rose petals over residential areasMandatory twinsRemind Americans that every child is a potential YouTube starRelease the strategic oyster reservesAward all pregnant women 60 seconds in the booth to grab flying taxpayer dollarsAdd sperm to the water supplyMail everyone a feather boaTag ear of every adolescent girl after her first periodThe post The White Houses Plan For Reversing The Declining Birth Rate appeared first on The Onion.
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