According to border czar Tom Homan, the Trump administration deported about 139,000 people in its first 100 days. Here is a breakdown of the U.S. deportation process:STEP 1: Authorities confirm suspects illegal status by arresting them.STEP 2: But Im a citizen! repeated back to detainees in nasal sing-song voice.STEP 3: Deportees blindfolded so they dont remember how to find America.STEP 4 Immigrants name cross-checked with lists from Ellis Island.STEP 5: Human rights violation.STEP 6: Cabin crew offers voucher for anyone willing to give up seat and be deported on next flight.STEP 7: Average wait time for a DoorDash order goes up by 12 minutes.STEP 8: Send immigrant post-deportation satisfaction survey to receive honest feedback.The post How Deportation Works appeared first on The Onion.