LANSING, MIAssuring herself it wasnt even that late, local woman Natalie Sissons reportedly allowed herself one more anxiety episode Tuesday before going to bed.Just one more episode of paralyzing apprehension and fear, then Ill call it a night, said Sissons, admitting that she knew she should try to get some sleep since it was a work night, but that she simply couldnt resist another 30 minutes of gripping existential dread. Its not even 10 p.m. yet. As long as I turn off my feelings of inescapable doom in the next hour or so, Ill still get plenty of tense, unfulfilling rest by morning. Its so compelling that I doubt Ill be able to sleep unless I see this surge of visceral terror through to the end. Im just so excited to finally find out what happens to me!Sissons later confirmed she was still awake at 3:30a.m. after deciding to binge an entire series of panic attacks all at once.The post Woman Allows Herself One More Anxiety Episode Before Bed appeared first on The Onion.