WASHINGTONWith the dispute threatening to derail legislative approval of President Donald Trumps big, beautiful bill, congressional sources confirmed Monday that GOP infighting had erupted over whether the bill was beautiful or handsome. Republicans have a lot riding on this legislation, and its a terrible sign that they cant even get it out of committee without a screaming match over whether the bill is too rugged to ever be considered beautiful, said conservative political analyst Bryan Stockford, adding that top Democrats had attempted to play these divisions to their advantage by characterizing the bills proposed tax cuts as delicate and voluptuous to constituents. You also have a few fringe hardliners within the beautiful camp saying that its provisions for Medicaid work requirements could only ever be described as winsome, making it hard for Mike Johnson to get the consensus he needs to move it through the House. Unless Republicans can coalesce around the bill being either a dashing, debonair boy bill or a comely, glamorous lady bill, theres a real chance this key piece of Trumps agenda ends up dying on the floor. At press time, House Republicans had reportedly become embroiled in a second argument about whether Trumps bill was big or merely curvy.The post Republican Infighting Erupts Over Whether Trump Bill Beautiful Or Handsome appeared first on The Onion.