Tensions between the United States and Venezuela are escalating, with President Trump stating that land strikes on drug traffickers could come very soon. The Onion examines the pros and cons of entering a war against Venezuela.PROCaracas fun to sayRaises total number of countries Americans can name to respectable nineWould be nice to invade somewhere warm for the holidaysSomething to tide us over until war with ChinaCONKind of an inconvenient timeMay have to come up with a reason for doing soDont know how to roll our RsKathryn Bigelow already won two OscarsThe post Pros And Cons Of War With Venezuela appeared first on The Onion.