AUSTIN, TXProclaiming that he had done enough, billionaire Elon Musk confirmed Thursday that he would be taking a step back from fatherhood. Ive accomplished all I really intended to accomplish as a fatherspreading my seed, preserving my bloodlineand now I can spend more time focusing on other things, said Musk, who told reporters that after pouring millions of dollars and sperm cells into the project, he was ready to scale that number back to zero. I need to get my priorities in line. Fatherhood distracted me from what really matters, which is running Tesla. If I see a reason to do it in the future, Ill do it, but currently, I dont see a reason. At press time, sources revealed that Musks decision may have been motivated by falling popularity among his children.The post Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood appeared first on The Onion.