President Donald Trump has frozen more than $3 billion in grants and contracts as his feud with Harvard University continues to escalate. The Onion shares a timeline of the disputes key dates so far.January 29: Trump administration accuses the Harvard Law Review of promoting violent pro-law rhetoric.February 3: The Justice Department announces the creation of the multiagency Task Force to Own the Libs.February 19: Trumps negative view of Harvard cemented after watching the Good Will Hunting barroom scene on Paramount+.March 6: Trump signs an executive order declaring that the president cant be accused of antisemitism.April 3: Harvard pressured to increase diversity of viewpoints by hiring more professors with successful AM talk radio showsApril 14: Harvard pointedly rejects the Trump administrations demands by sending his messenger back to the White House decapitated and strapped to their horse.May 2: Harvard asserts there is no legal basis for taking away its tax-exempt status, making it a near certainty that Trump will do so.May 1517: Brief respite as Trump forgets any of this happening.May 28: Trump demands a list of all international students names, countries, and skull measurements.September 1, 2027: Trump awarded honorary degree in exchange for releasing Harvard president from Oval Office bird cage.The post Timeline Of Trumps Battle With Harvard appeared first on The Onion.