MARBLEHEAD, MAHer body seizing with energy after hearing the request from her youngest son to pass the asparagus, local mother Christina Nadlers eyes reportedly rolled back in her head Thursday as she fed on her familys enjoyment of the dinner she had prepared. Yes, yes, ask for another Parker House rollit only makes me stronger! said Nadler, grasping the edges of her chair in order to stabilize herself against the influx of overwhelming power surging into her from the sight of her family appreciating the meal. You will eat the lemon-pepper chicken, and I will eat the power that this lends me. It may have taken 90 minutes to prepare this nourishing meal, but it was a small price to pay for this grand feast of untold strength I now enjoy.Oh God! More! More! Eat! More! At press time, the violently trembling Nadler had collapsed to the floor with a triumphant shriek after the family conceded they had all saved room for dessert.The post Moms Eyes Roll Back In Head At Dinner Table As She Feeds On Familys Enjoyment Of Food appeared first on The Onion.