An estimated 80 million Americans suffer from hair loss, including thinning and male pattern baldness. The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding hair loss.MYTH: Genetics are the main cause of hair loss.FACT: Hair loss is most commonly caused by standing too close to an open flame.MYTH: Hair loss is permanent.FACT: For six easy payments of $1,200, nothing is permanent.MYTH: Baldness is caused by too much testosterone.FACT: Baldness is caused by too little hair.MYTH: If your moms father is bald, youll be bald.FACT: If your moms father ignores the feeble witch on the side of the road, youll be bald.MYTH: Too much sun can lead to hair loss.FACT: Hair needs soil, water, and sunlight to grow.MYTH: Women arent attracted to bald men.FACT: Every woman youve ever met is sexually aroused by Stanley Tucci.The post Hair Loss: Myth Vs. Fact appeared first on The Onion.