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Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenbergs Bedtime Story Offer
TORONTOAssuring the 82-year-old filmmaker they could fall asleep perfectly fine without one, David Cronenbergs grandchildren politely declined their grandfathers offer to tell them a bedtime story, sources confirmed Monday.Oh, thats okay, Pop-Popwere so sleepy already, said 7-year-old Liam Cronenberg, who forced a yawn and rubbed his eyes as his 4-year-old brother, Mason Cronenberg, nodded vigorously in agreement from the adjacent twin-sized bed. Yes, of course we want to find out what happened to Rapunzel after she had a panic attack in the bathtub and her hair started falling out in bloody clumps. Just not tonight. Well, okay. One story, if you really want. But just read from the book. You dont have to add any of your own stuff.At press time, the Cronenberg grandchildren were feigning sleep to no avail as their grandfather told the tale of Goldilocks And The Three Centipedes.The post Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenbergs Bedtime Story Offer appeared first on The Onion.
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