WASHINGTONAs they nodded their heads in approval and echoed the sentiment that you really knocked it out of the park, all 130 million of the nations sycophants expressed their firm belief that this was your best one yet, sources confirmed Friday. We just want to say were really impressed with what youre doing lately, and wed simply love to congratulate you, said the millions of grinning toadies, their voices reverberating in unison as they lined up to take turns shaking hands with the genius who came up with this. It was a high bar, but you cleared it with ease. What youve been doing is fantastic, really, anddare we saysomething very special. Theres no one in the world who does it quite like you, and you did it so tremendously well! At press time, the nations sycophants were reportedly suggesting that now would be the perfect time for sex.The post This Your Best One Yet, Report Nations Sycophants appeared first on The Onion.