The Trump administrations strikes on Venezuela are part of a long history of American involvement in the region. The Onion looks back at the history of U.S. interventions in Latin America.500 B.C.So far so good.1899The United Fruit Company begins its noble quest to spread the love of healthy eating throughout Latin America.1960The CIA does a team-building off-site in Ecuador.1963The U.S. tries to assassinate Fidel Castro by sending him a box of exploding cigars, following unsuccessful attempts using a snake in a can and shocking gum.1983Ronald Reagan turns the small island nation of Grenada into a perennial pub trivia answer.1987Belize continues to hope the U.S. doesnt really notice its there.2003Details to be declassified in 2053.2017Despacito is remixed by Justin Bieber.2024Linzies bachelorette party seizes violent control of the Hilton Tulum Riviera Maya all-inclusive resort.The post Timeline Of U.S. Interventions In Latin America appeared first on The Onion.