As if we needed a new absurdity to toss onto the ever-growing pile of products being peddled using the president's name, we now have a new line of President Trump's Official Fragrances.The announcement came Monday in the same way so many announcements from Trump do via Truth Social."Trump Fragrances are here. Theyre called 'Victory 45-47' because theyre all about Winning, Strength, and Success For men and women," the President of the United States wrote. "Get yourself a bottle, and dont forget to get one for your loved ones too. Enjoy, have fun, and keep winning!"The 3.3 fl oz bottle retails for $249 on the official website. The image suggests that each perfume/cologne bottle has an image of a man in a suit on top. It's unclear whether that's supposed to represent Trump himself or not, even though the physique certainly bears no resemblance to the man himself.The description further suggests that the fragrance is "inspired by President Trump's history win," with the perfume claiming to capture "confidence, beauty, and unstoppable determination" and the cologne blending "rich, masculine notes with a refined, lasting finish."In other words, we have no idea what the scents actually are. (@) It's a good bet that the official site didn't bother describing the fragrances because the sort of people who would jump at the chance to drop $249+ on Trump-themed perfume or cologne are unlikely to actually care about anything beyond proving their MAGA loyalty anyway. But where there are gaps, others are more than happy to fill in the blanks, and it didn't take long for people on social media to start theorizing as to what these pricy fragrances actually smell like. Here are some of our favorites:1. Diapers (@) From the man who's always full of shit!2. Sanctimonious BS (and Sandalwood) (@) The idea that this scent is perfectly formulated to mask the "evil, rotting soul" underneath is 10/10, no notes.3. Cocaine & Lies (@) Don't sniff too much of it.5. Tacos (@) You know, because the Commander-in-Chief has a tendency To Always Chicken Out. 6. Smoke (@) Specifically, the smell of the US Constitution set on fire. 7. Another Grift (@) Do grifts even have a scent? Well, they do now! It's just too bad MAGAs still couldn't smell them, even right under their noses.