GENEVAIn a recommendation of the time-honored method for relieving stress in overwhelming social situations, the World Health Organization released new guidelines Tuesday for the treatment of anxiety by sneaking off to do drugs in the bathroom. Whether youre feeling uncomfortable while out in public or in the home of a friend or relative, you can significantly mitigate symptoms by getting yourself to a quiet space, taking a deep breath, and blocking your emotions with pills, marijuana, or cocaine, said WHO behavioral health epidemiologist Jen Pacheco, who explained that patients could further reduce anxiety by locating a restroom and planning which drugs to binge ahead of time. We find that the majority of patients feel relief after just a couple lines of blow. Additionally, years of research has shown that its impossible to embarrass yourself during small talk if youre smoking weed alone on the toilet. Just turn the fan on and focus on getting so fucking high that you forget about how everyone out there probably hates you. The guidelines also advised anxiety sufferers to deal with the shame of their substance use by doing more drugs.The post Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom appeared first on The Onion.