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Pros And Cons Of Defunding Medicaid
GOP lawmakers in the House and Senate officially passed Trumps Big Beautiful Bill, including provisions that slashed funding for public health care programs by more than $1 trillion. The Onion examines the pros and cons of these steep cuts to Medicaid.PROWill finally motivate poor Americans whove been putting off becoming billionairesFewer people alive to compete for defunded SNAP benefitsU.S. poised for renaissance of shamanic healingStreet value of expired medicines about to skyrocketJust jumped 17,000 spots on liver transplant listScenic, 200-mile drive to local hospitalA portmanteau? TackyCONSidewalks clogged with people walking it offHousekeeper too sick to come cleanMrBeast now only chance of getting insulinNeed backhoe certification to dig mass graveAlready too many ghostsThe post Pros And Cons Of Defunding Medicaid appeared first on The Onion.
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