MILFORD, MAWincing at the blast of guttural sobs erupting from the speaker as she picked up, local woman Anna Higgins reportedly threw herself on a grenade Tuesday by answering a phone call from her dysregulated friend. Im so sorry, Jenniferit must be really hard to get dumped so soon after you stopped taking your antidepressants, said Higgins, who immediately regretted answering the phone despite it being her turn to act as a human shield between her friend group and the highly unstable woman said to be capable of inflicting severe distress over a wide impact radius with her drama. Oh wow, I cant believe how many problems you have in all areas of your life. The other people are the crazy ones. Its definitely not you! And sure, attempting to get back together with the guy who once stole and crashed your car sounds like a great idea. At the end of the multihour conversation, sources confirmed that an exhausted Higgins again put herself directly in the line of fire by asking her dysregulated friend if shed like to meet up for dinner soon.The post Woman Throws Self On Grenade By Answering Call From Dysregulated Friend appeared first on The Onion.