President Trump announced Wednesday that a framework for a future Greenland deal had been reached. The Onion assesses the veracity of Trumps statements regarding Greenland.Claim: Greenland needs protection from Russia and China.Partially true: Greenland needs protection from Russia, China, and the United States.Claim: America will use military force to acquire Greenland if necessary.False: Military force will be used even if its unnecessary.Claim: Buying Greenland would benefit national and global security.False: Sometimes its fun to just buy stuff.Claim: The fearsome, 400-foot ice kaiju that protects Greenland from invaders can easily be felled with conventional weaponry.False: Sure, if you completely forget about its ability to rapidly regenerate damaged cells.Claim: Greenland contains large swaths of unspoiled resources.Partially true: Not for long!Claim: Greenlanders would welcome American influence.False: Though they probably wouldnt say no to a Cheesecake Factory.The post Fact-Checking Trump On Greenland appeared first on The Onion.