Rapper A$AP Rocky has released Dont Be Dumb, his first album in eight years. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist.Genre: Brand collaborationFamous Relatives: Rihannas kidsBiggest Career Risk: Nodding off during Smurfs premiereCitations From Massachusetts Department Of Fish And Game: ThreePersonal Style: Businessman who sprinted through a silk scarf storeFavorite Thing To Do On Phone: Press 1 to confirm Rihannas ob-gyn appointmentRecurring Nightmare: Looking down and realizing he showed up to the Met Gala completely nakedReview Of Sweden: Good food, weird locals, three starsThe post Artist Profile: A$AP Rocky appeared first on The Onion.