WASHINGTONChecking to see if the prestigious award was real by placing the medal on the glass turntable and hitting the potato button, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly microwaved the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday. Look, look, I think its starting to melt! said Don Jr., the eldest Trump boy, who pressed his face against the door of the appliance to watch the gold medal slowly rotate as his younger brother begged for his turn to watch. Bye, bye Abraham Lincoln! Were going to turn you into slime, and then the Hotel Prize in Appliance [sic] will be ours. Wait, whats happening? At press time, sources reported the sobbing Trump boys were telling their father they had no idea how the Nobel Prize got into the fiery microwave.The post Trump Boys Put Nobel Peace Prize In Microwave appeared first on The Onion.