After losing hundreds of staff members to federal layoffs, FEMA faces a number of potential budget cuts that would further affect the governments ability to respond to crises in the future. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the Federal Emergency Management Agency.10:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m.: Daily operating hours231st:Where Hurricane Katrina response will rank on list of worst FEMA disaster relief efforts by 203598%: Rescuers only in it for the cool jacket$20: Standard tip for successful roof evacuation2.67: DOGE-appointed head of Response and Recovery teams current GPA at George Mason University12: Pages in this goddamn applicationThe post FEMA By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion.