BUFFALO, NYGiving thanks for the hospitality shown to him and his family throughout his tenure with the team, recently terminated Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott reportedly expressed his gratitude Monday to the people, if you want to use that term, of Buffalo. For the past nine years, the peopleand of course I use that word very looselyof Buffalo have opened their city to me and my wife and children, and for that, theseinhabitantswill forever be in my heart, McDermott wrote in an emotional, full-page advertisement taken out in The Buffalo News, thanking the citys vaguely humanoid population for their off-putting approximations of passion and support, and praising them as a group of individuals who perhaps qualify as a community by the slimmest of margins. Its been such a privilege to serve these Again, people isnt quite right, not at all. Anyone watching them lurch around a tailgate can tell you that. Creatures would be a more accurate description, I guess, or maybe even organisms. But whatever they are, Ill never forget them. Though McDermott has yet to formally interview for any of the numerous NFL coaching vacancies, sources close to the coach confirmed that he was open to living among the frothing, subhuman pig-men of Cleveland.The post Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo appeared first on The Onion.