WASHINGTONIn another dramatic twist in the ongoing scandal involving the late sex trafficker, sources confirmed this week that U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi previously informed President Donald Trump that his name was tattooed all over Jeffrey Epsteins body. During a routine Oval Office briefing, Bondi mentioned that Trumps name was inked on every inch of Epsteins skin below the neck in styles ranging from new school to American traditional, said an inside source familiar with the discussion, stipulating that Epsteins full-body tribute to the president was not the sole focus of the meeting. We are unsure of the context and meaning of the tattoos, but Bondi did note that Trumps name appeared inside of hearts and surrounded by daisies and roses multiple times. Epstein had tattoos of other names as well, including Bill Gates in bold gothic calligraphy across his midriff. There was also a majestic merman on his inner thigh that looked a lot like Alan Dershowitz. At press time, a House subcommittee passed a motion to subpoena photos of Epsteins Donnie tramp stamp.The post AG Informed Trump His Name Tattooed All Over Epsteins Body appeared first on The Onion.