LOS ANGELESComing down to the childs eye level in a moment of vulnerability, Scott Disick reportedly had an emotional talk with his son Tuesday warning him about his genetic predisposition to hereditary loserism. I need to be honest with you, budearly-onset loserism runs in our family, and theres a 50-50 chance that someday, you might launch a scam vitamin business or open a Mediterranean fusion restaurant that shutters after three months, said Disick, the reality TV fixture, social media influencer, and casual entrepreneur, who wiped tears from his eyes as he explained to his son that his recent house-flipping show only lasted eight episodes, just one of the many humiliating symptoms of his debilitating mediocrity. I dont want you to worry, okay? The loserism in our bloodstream isnt fatal, but it will cause me to eventually leave the spotlight early. Youre smart, and I know youve seen the tabloids about me, but none of it is your fault. You just happen to come from a line of total deadbeats. If, when youre a bit older, you notice symptoms manifesting, like you find yourself making club appearances or getting into crypto, dont panic. You can still live a full life. There are optionsreputation management firms, changing your last namebut this is something youll carry with you forever. At press time, Kourtney Kardashian had also sat down with the son she shared with Disick to explain that he had very likely inherited her side of the familys chronic need for attention.The post Scott Disick Warns Son About Genetic Predisposition To Loserism appeared first on The Onion.