South Park isn't letting up on the Trump Administration as its new season premieres, with the second episode being dedicated to mocking Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem.While Cartman continues to struggle with his anti-woke "schtick" being used by everyone else this time "masterdebater" Clyde, who has become a far-right podcast host akin to Andrew Tate or Charlie Kirk Mr. Mackey decides to join Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to make more money. This puts him under the command of Noem, the anti-LGBTQ+ former governor of South Dakota. The episode doesn't pull its punches, portraying Noem with a face melting from an extreme amount of Botox and plastic surgery and showing her brutally shooting every dog she comes across.South Park clip: ICE recruitment video[image or embed] The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) August 7, 2025 at 8:37 AMThe bit references Noem's infamous admission that she shot and killed a 14-month-old puppy she deemed untrainable. Noem revealed the disturbing incident in her book, No Going Back: The Truth on Whats Wrong With Politics and How We Move America Forward, describing how she shot dead her dog Cricket, a wirehair pointer, after the puppy disrupted a hunt.Noem described the dog as having an aggressive personality," and said that she killed many of a neighbor's chickens after Noem had failed to control her. Noem wrote that she hated Cricket after the incident, and realized I had to put her down. She then took the dog to a gravel pit and shot her to death, later doing the same to a nasty and mean male goat her family had owned.Noem also wrote that she wishes to kill President Joe Biden's dog, Commander, stating in the book's final passage: What would I do if I was president on the first day in office in 2025? The first thing Id do is make sure Joe Bidens dog was nowhere on the grounds. (Commander, say hello to Cricket for me.)"Noem has received criticism for lying in several parts of the book, including fabricating a meeting between herself and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, which The Dakota Scout first discovered had probably never occurred. Her publisher, Center Street, since said in a statement that parts of Noem's book would be redacted and reprinted to remove the falsehoods.Throughout the episode, Mackey tries to ignore his moral objections to assisting deportations, but ultimately can't when ICE raids heaven in search of Latinos. The story comes to a climax at Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida, where Trump surrounded by young teen girls tells Mackey he wants to make him the new face of Homeland Security, because Noem's face "freaks me out."The [pedo] plane Fantasy [Epstein] island South Park[image or embed] Outspoken (@out5p0ken.bsky.social) August 7, 2025 at 3:20 AMMackey comes to the conclusion that the money isn't worth it, and convinces Clyde to give up podcasting and leave with him. Krypto, Supergirl's dog in the new James Gunn Superman movie, comes to rescue the two and is immediately shot and killed by Noem.Oh, and JD Vance is a toddler that helps lube Satan's rectum.